Birasekeje!
1.Umukapiteni (capitaine)w'umugore wari urimo gukoresha akarasisi abandi bagore yanyuze hafi y'inzu yarimo umukobwa warimo gutwika imisansi ye, noneho wa mikapitane yunyishe agahumuro k'imisatsi ihiye ategeka bagenzi guhagarara agira ati "HALT TURIMO KWIHUTA CYANE!!!"(yari agize ngo ni insya za shyushye)
2.Hari muri bus ivuye i Gisenyi igiye i Kigali, maze mugihe iyo bus igiye abantu bose barimo bagenda baganira basakuza , maze ihagaze bwa 2, hinjiramo abasirikare imodoka yapfiriyeho harimo umu capiteni nabandi bari barikume nawe , mugihe binjiyemo bus yose ihita iceceka kuko harihinjiyemo abasirikare benshi (15)maze bacecetse umugore warurimo arahaguruka aravugango, nabonye abasilikare binjiye mwese muraceceka ati none njye ngiye kubabwira icyo twiganirira ati kandi icyongiye kuvuga nikintu kiduhuza ati reka twivugire ibyi bituba ni mboro maze abari muri bus bose baraseka shoferi abanza guhagarara kugirango nawe abanze aseke , ndakubwiye babiganiriyeho biracika paka i Kigali. Iyumvire nawe
3.umukanishi(mécanicien) yaryamye munsi y'imodoka akajya atuma imbwa ye ngo imuzanire iki n'iki (soit tourne-vis ou autres) noneho hanyura umukobwa abibonye biramutangaza cyane noneho agira amatsiko abaza nyir'imbwa niba iyo mbwa izi no guswera? noneho nyir'imbwa amubwira ko ibizi neza cyane rwose, umukobwa agira amatsiko menshi noneho akuramo ikaliso ngo arebe koko niba aribyo!!!!Noneho wamugabo abwira yabwa ye ngo"skwera uriya mukobwa" imbwa birayiyobera kuko itariyigeze ibitozwa; ni uko wamugabo arivugisha ngo "witegereze neza ni ubwanyuma kweretse" noneho wamugabo aba ariwe wiskwerera wa mukobwa
4.Dore ikindi gicambavu nawe wisekere: umugabo nyakujya yabwiye bagenzi be ko ashobora guskwera umwana w'umwami noneho bamutegera inka umunani. Ubwo ajya gusaba akazi k'uboyi i bami, ubwira umwami ko yitwa "gituba" (ashobora kuba ari sogokuru wawe) noneho ubwira umwami kazi ko yitwa
mboro. bukeye bamubwira gushyira ibiryo umukobwa wabo wabaga mu mbere, amugeze iruhande amubeshya ko yitwa "bijumba"hahsije akanya atangira gukora mu mabondo yawa mukobwa noneho umukobwa arataka cyane ati "babyeyi ibi nnoneho ni ibiki ko mbona bijumba arimo kunkora munda,"
umwamikazi:"niba udashaka kurya(ibijumba) ubyihere gituba" ubwo wamusore ati wumvishe ko ugomba kumpa igituba? umukobwa aremera, noneho umwami aje akubitwa ni inkuba agiye gushaka icumu wamusore araturubuka noneho umwami avuza induru avuga ngo "mufate gituba ntabacike" abaturage kazi bagafata ibituba byabo, naho umwamikazi ati mufate mboro ntabacike abaturage bagafata imboro zabo wamusore
abacamo hagati yiruka ajya gufata inka ze.
5.Ubwo hari mugitondo imboro yiyicariye yumiwe maze igiye kubona ibona urukamambiri ruyinyuzeho rwivovota maze
irarurembuza irubaza ikirutera kwivovota maze urukamambiri
rurayibwira ruti njyewe ndarambiwe kubona abantu
bankandagiza ahantu hose araheza nahanuka , maze imboro
irarubwira iti sha wowe ahubwo ndumva warakize ati njye
nirirwa mfungiranye ahantu hatabona nagirango ndasohoka
bakanshyira murwobo rwijimye rimwe narimwe rukaba runuka ,
maze bakansubiza inyuma banjyana imbere , iserere yanyica
naruka, yagiye guhindukira maze ibura urukamambiri.
Bishatse kuvugango harigihe uba ufite ibibazo ukagirango
niwowe ubifite wenyine ariko hariho undi ukurusha.
6.umugore wari utwite impanga yakundaga no gukubitishaho
(gusambana ) noneho impanga(mu nda) zikabiganiro: Gato:
"wumvishe papa sha Gakuru we?wagirango avuye kwiruka."
Gakuru:"Oya uwo ntabwo ari papa". Gato:"ariko kuki
burigihe ubwira ngo ntabwo ari papa, wowe umubwira n'iki?"
Gakuru: "uzitegereze, papa iyo aje, we aza nta koti
(capote) yambaye, akahatinda, akandi akadusigira
n'agakoma." Gato "ariko we uziko aribyo koko, buyra koko
umukuru ahora ari mukuru!!"
2.Hari muri bus ivuye i Gisenyi igiye i Kigali, maze mugihe iyo bus igiye abantu bose barimo bagenda baganira basakuza , maze ihagaze bwa 2, hinjiramo abasirikare imodoka yapfiriyeho harimo umu capiteni nabandi bari barikume nawe , mugihe binjiyemo bus yose ihita iceceka kuko harihinjiyemo abasirikare benshi (15)maze bacecetse umugore warurimo arahaguruka aravugango, nabonye abasilikare binjiye mwese muraceceka ati none njye ngiye kubabwira icyo twiganirira ati kandi icyongiye kuvuga nikintu kiduhuza ati reka twivugire ibyi bituba ni mboro maze abari muri bus bose baraseka shoferi abanza guhagarara kugirango nawe abanze aseke , ndakubwiye babiganiriyeho biracika paka i Kigali. Iyumvire nawe
3.umukanishi(mécanicien) yaryamye munsi y'imodoka akajya atuma imbwa ye ngo imuzanire iki n'iki (soit tourne-vis ou autres) noneho hanyura umukobwa abibonye biramutangaza cyane noneho agira amatsiko abaza nyir'imbwa niba iyo mbwa izi no guswera? noneho nyir'imbwa amubwira ko ibizi neza cyane rwose, umukobwa agira amatsiko menshi noneho akuramo ikaliso ngo arebe koko niba aribyo!!!!Noneho wamugabo abwira yabwa ye ngo"skwera uriya mukobwa" imbwa birayiyobera kuko itariyigeze ibitozwa; ni uko wamugabo arivugisha ngo "witegereze neza ni ubwanyuma kweretse" noneho wamugabo aba ariwe wiskwerera wa mukobwa
4.Dore ikindi gicambavu nawe wisekere: umugabo nyakujya yabwiye bagenzi be ko ashobora guskwera umwana w'umwami noneho bamutegera inka umunani. Ubwo ajya gusaba akazi k'uboyi i bami, ubwira umwami ko yitwa "gituba" (ashobora kuba ari sogokuru wawe) noneho ubwira umwami kazi ko yitwa
mboro. bukeye bamubwira gushyira ibiryo umukobwa wabo wabaga mu mbere, amugeze iruhande amubeshya ko yitwa "bijumba"hahsije akanya atangira gukora mu mabondo yawa mukobwa noneho umukobwa arataka cyane ati "babyeyi ibi nnoneho ni ibiki ko mbona bijumba arimo kunkora munda,"
umwamikazi:"niba udashaka kurya(ibijumba) ubyihere gituba" ubwo wamusore ati wumvishe ko ugomba kumpa igituba? umukobwa aremera, noneho umwami aje akubitwa ni inkuba agiye gushaka icumu wamusore araturubuka noneho umwami avuza induru avuga ngo "mufate gituba ntabacike" abaturage kazi bagafata ibituba byabo, naho umwamikazi ati mufate mboro ntabacike abaturage bagafata imboro zabo wamusore
abacamo hagati yiruka ajya gufata inka ze.
5.Ubwo hari mugitondo imboro yiyicariye yumiwe maze igiye kubona ibona urukamambiri ruyinyuzeho rwivovota maze
irarurembuza irubaza ikirutera kwivovota maze urukamambiri
rurayibwira ruti njyewe ndarambiwe kubona abantu
bankandagiza ahantu hose araheza nahanuka , maze imboro
irarubwira iti sha wowe ahubwo ndumva warakize ati njye
nirirwa mfungiranye ahantu hatabona nagirango ndasohoka
bakanshyira murwobo rwijimye rimwe narimwe rukaba runuka ,
maze bakansubiza inyuma banjyana imbere , iserere yanyica
naruka, yagiye guhindukira maze ibura urukamambiri.
Bishatse kuvugango harigihe uba ufite ibibazo ukagirango
niwowe ubifite wenyine ariko hariho undi ukurusha.
6.umugore wari utwite impanga yakundaga no gukubitishaho
(gusambana ) noneho impanga(mu nda) zikabiganiro: Gato:
"wumvishe papa sha Gakuru we?wagirango avuye kwiruka."
Gakuru:"Oya uwo ntabwo ari papa". Gato:"ariko kuki
burigihe ubwira ngo ntabwo ari papa, wowe umubwira n'iki?"
Gakuru: "uzitegereze, papa iyo aje, we aza nta koti
(capote) yambaye, akahatinda, akandi akadusigira
n'agakoma." Gato "ariko we uziko aribyo koko, buyra koko
umukuru ahora ari mukuru!!"
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